Overheard at Vanderbilt Stadium

Date: A Saturday in the Fall

Coach Johnson is Stymied

Coach Bobby Johnson: OK, it’s 3rd down and long.  We need something that will really throw off the defense and give us this first down.

Coach Ted Cain: I’ve got a great idea! Everyone will be expecting some sort of pass play, right?

CBJ: Right….

CTC: So why don’t we run a QB draw! Everyone will be back for a pass, and he can run right up the gut for the 1st!

CBJ: Dear Lord, you’re a genius! Why didn’t I come up with something like that?! We’ll do that every 3rd down for the next two years! The defenses will never know what hit them! I knew I kept you around for something…

CTC: Just doing my job, buddy.

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